Sunday, 5 February 2012

Pink Hippos?

Pink hippos, anyone? Yes, that's right. Pink hippos.
   Now I wish you to bear with me, as I am a madman and wish to be listened to, if only for the sake of having an audience. Read the next line very carefully, and comply with its instruction - otherwise you will DIE.

Don't think about pink hippos.

Ha! You all fail! You immediately thought of pink hippos as you read that line. Now you will all DIE!
   Then again, we all die eventually... Muhahahaha...

1 comment:

Matt said...

Really, a double plagiarise.
I thought better of you.

Except I really didn't so carry on.