So, to business. I just wanted to explain to you all how I'll be rating things in reviews to come.
When I look at films, books, TV programmes etc, I like to rate them in my head. Using a scale of one to ten, I place them very carefully on this scale. Allow me to explain what the numbers mean. I warn you, I don't exactly use a very precise scale at some points.
- Between zero and one: Would like to see everyone involved with the offending article lined up and shot. Every existing copy of the article in question is destroyed.
- Between one and three: Never wish to see or hear of it again. May have several people involved shot, and most copies of the thing will be destroyed, if at all possible.
- Four: Don't really want to see it again, but won't have a fit and cause it to spontaneously combust if I see it in a store somewhere.
- Five: Don't mind it, but wouldn't be heartbroken if I never saw it again though.
- Six: Fairly good, but wouldn't really want to own it.
- Seven: Nicely done. You have won a cake! I would like to see/hear/read the thing again, but not excessively. Wouldn't mind owning, but probably wouldn't buy for myself. Anything above this point, I would recommend to others.
- Eight: Great! Would buy if I had money to spare, most likely. Well worth having.
- Nine: Fantastic! Everyone involved should be awarded a sticker. Almost certainly a must-have; would probably buy for self.
- Ten: Excellent! Drinks all around. One of my favourites of all time; will buy a copy for myself if possible. Excessive exposure imminent. A must-have, at least for me. Will pressgang others into reading/seeing/hearing whatever it is.
Hope this is useful, now I shall leave you all to your lives for exactly one minute.
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