From what I've discovered through interrogation of many students, I've learned that Pisces is no longer in Paris taunting the French readers with his unnaturally strong English accent.
By now, his strange hair may have grown out of control and devoured his face, but I am not sure as I haven't seen him. Maybe it's suddenly decided to go straight to annoy and terrify us all. How long would his hair be if it was straight anyway?
Anyhoo, Pisces is back, which means he is either a) gonna tell us about it b) order us to get to work by threatening us with sporks or c) lie around and do nothing for the next few days while ordering us to work.
I'm not sure, nor do I care; I've been working. Only thyme will tell (yes, that was intentional; Pisces will get the inside joke).
Well, I'm off to break another five laws today! Did you know using online names that aren't your own birth name is technically illegal? Now you do.
Signing off!
Rinrei
MAJOR NEWS: PISCES HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF A GIRLFRIEND! SPREAD THE NEWS BEFORE HE DELETES THIS! ESPECIALLY YOU, EDITOR! QUICK! BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!
Note from Pisces: I honestly don't see what's so unbelievable about all this. I have many excellent qualities that make myself a very attractive person. To prove how nonplussed I am about this, I'll even release a post confirming it and leave that perhaps anarchic comment (see above) behind.
Enjoy.
Note from Rinrei: It's not that it's shocking, by unprepared for. I just wanted to see what would happen if I screamed out MAJOR NEWS on the blog. You have disappointed me greatly.
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