Congratulations, Mr Editor

Congratulations to Mr Editor, who almost got it right.
   In the first paragraph, the word isn't 'series', it is 'sentence'
The 'u' paragraph was phlaughless.

Yet again, I am not using punctuation, but this (qiqq) I have replaced every consonant with 'q', and this (qiqq) be impossible to read.

The first 'qiqq' I cannot recall. The second 'qiqq' is will.
   Also the very last sentence/statement was 'bye bye peasants'. This was fairly obvious if you know me, so you lose all the marks you previously gained. This leaves your final mark as Gordon Ramsay out of a total of Dinosaur Hunting.

As a final note, Kxo Okohduc Otakeh aj u rak ev u nehkxcojj jfedwo fohjed. Av xo teojd'k uk coujk bden kxo cudwiuwo ijot xoho, xo dootj ke wok meho unojemo. Ucje, u xuk kaf udt rhevajk ke udoedo nxe sud hout kxaj/bdenj nxoho ke vadt kxo moudadw. Oei wioj uho seec.

Now here, have a cake.