Friday 21 October 2011

Sayings of the Week - Pessimism

Sayings of the Week is back with your weekly trio of quotes, quips and sayings. This time, we're looking at the glass as half empty. Ladies and gentlemen, pessimism is this week's theme.

1. The optimist is wrong just as often as the pessimist, he's just a lot happier.

2. A pessimist will always try to prove to his friend that a buttered piece of toast will always land butter-side down. When it doesn't, he simply turns to the friend and says, "You see that? I buttered the wrong side."

3. There is no such thing as a pessimist person, only a realistic one.

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