I Like War.

Hello creatures that I am forced to deal with daily. Rinrei here (again), but with a different purpose this time round.
   It has come to my attention that we are having a challenge on the blog to reach the 250th post. The Professor knows that this means war. And he knows me quite well, so he also knows that I like war. Actually, I love war. Much like the Major. So, in order for you all to understand how much the Major and I like war, I shall be posting up his speech since I've only had a few minutes to see the situation.
   Enjoy having your soul eaten by the awesome brutality of this speech! Take it from here, Major!

The Major's Speech
My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No, friends, I love war!
   I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges; I love mop-up operations, and retreats. Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air; I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
   I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds, and there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. 
   I like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets, rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing, over and over, into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy. The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear-piercing schmeissers! 
   When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms, block by block, by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy. I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division.
   It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead. 
   Gentlemen, all I ask for is war. A war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth?! 
   Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, 'ordinary' war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
   We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake, the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound that our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy. Our kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war! At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill!
   Attention, soldiers of the Millennium battalion. This is a message from your commander! Friends, let's bring them Hell.


So how long did it take for your soul to die? Mine didn't. If I could, I would marry this nut job. I love war and so does he. That's all you need.
   So, Professor, Matt, Editor and Evil... this is war. Oh yes, and Bill, too. I say again: This is war.


Signing off!
   Rinrei