Tuesday, 7 August 2012

A Very Positive Day

The time has come. Our beloved author, Matt, has become one year older and therefore, his laziness has also increased.

His stats before levelling up:

Mattness: 20            Reliability: 0
Laziness: 10000.      Social Skills: 0
Obesity: Likewise     Strangeness: *Insert 19 digit number here*
Franzness: 0             Overall Mattness: All depends on what 19 digit number you chose  for the previous
                                                          stat.

His stats after levelling up:

Everything is multiplied by his laziness level.

I hope he enjoys his day. If, however, he doesn't, then he shall be hanged.

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