Wednesday 11 January 2012

Matt's Translations

011 1 11 10 001 0100 010110100, 11 111 110 111. 10 0011 1 11 11101 '1'1 100 '0'1. 10 001 1010010 101010 11 011001 101 010 1110111 1010010111 1011010 01 1 0100 100 010101 1100 0010 01 011 01100 001 01100 010110. 0011 101 11 1110 0111 1100'1 '1'1 100 '1'1 1101 010 0011 101 11 10 0110101. 1'1 1101 111010 01 001 0110 0010 1 010 101110 0111 01 01 0011 010010 0010 11001 10110 10111 100 0010111 0010 1100 01 111101 10. 1 11111 1 101100 0100 100 101 101 0110101 0011, 1 1100 0100101 111 10 11 110010111 01001 100 010 1011110 010 1 10100 10101 11 1 110 0010101 111100 1111010 001 10110 100 010010 11000 1 10100 1110 01 01101.

This is easy. Allow me to demonstrate.

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Alternatively, it might be binary for:

313214Z3761423132954221R*32552w165Z1144211221312112,35314715451323532j513:116212. 71131822522234232121=41311,445556112%723203942^21202131621<z1224182412014126

The end.

(Note from The Editor: Not quite over, friend. I would just like to point out what utter gibberish this is. I am in the process of translating it myself. I have an idea for the first paragraph and it's not working. The second, I have no idea. Damn you, Rinrei. However, I would like to point out that this thing of Matt's is incredibly amusing to me personally. I have it pinned to my wall.
   That is all.)

(Further note: 'All I am is not very coolsauce', indeed. Pft.)

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