A Day in the Life of... Rinrei

I'm just going to do this so I have more than three posts in a row. Leave this one in the state it is in so that all may see what Pisces and The Eternal Editor have to work with. I personally don't think my grammar is that bad. I have seen worse (check out one of my reviews to see my comments on a story with REALLY bad grammar). Anyway... this is just to show what my partners have to deal with and to show you what my daily life consists of (on a Saturday):-

0930 - Greet the day by punching the sun.

1000 - Close all the curtains in the house to avoid the light.

1030 - Go online and laugh at the Nostalgia Critic's reviews. Prepare reviews for the Kettle before
            deleting them just to spite Pisces.

1100 - Greet brother with a fist to the face. Proceed to have a battle to the death with him.

1200 - Make new friends from the pieces of the old ones.

1300 - Eat lunch made from the souls of the idiots who entered my house. Fools.

1400 - Attempt to write a story and fail miserably. Sometimes the right answer is Napalm. What the original
           question was, no-one can be sure.

1430 - Take a nap. If someone wakes you up, put them to sleep and make sure they won't wake up.

1440 - Go to the good guy's lair. Is the grass greener on the other side? If yes, burn the other side's grass.

1500 - Return to house and get sugary treats. Then go online again.

1700 - Animals? Unprocessed meat.

1800 - Another nap.

1900 - Prepare more possible reviews, then kill them with fire.

2100 - End the day by snap-kicking the moon.

That's basically my dull and ordinary Saturday. Anyway, this should show you what my friends have to deal with.