Alligators, iPads and Prosthetic Limbs

Did I mention ketchup? If I didn't, then I should have done so.

I am faced with a puzzle. How does one manage to successfully marry (in writing, mind) an alligator (sedated), an iPad, a prosthetic limb and copious amounts of ketchup? Bearing in mind that it must stay within the confines of reason, but only just. If it barely touches the edge then that should be fine.

Now if this all seems very sudden and random, that would be because it is. However, I tend to find the absurd to be very amusing, so I'm incorporating some really very random ideas into a script. I'm currently thinking of making the crocodile bite a man with a prosthetic limb filled with ketchup and swallowing the iPad in the process.

Speaking of iPads, did you know that iPad's operating system constituted 10% of last month's visits to this blog? Amazing... Some people just love us and Apple at the same time. Wunderbar.

That reminds me... Steve Jobs died, didn't he? It's a real shame... But at the same time, it increased public awareness of his actual existence tenfold. I didn't realise he existed until he was dead. Which, while it's a little sad, has to mean that his PR person wasn't brilliant, doesn't it? I'll have to make a point never to be stuck with that particular PR person.

I'm done randomly ranting. Pisces out.