You Know You're A Writer When...

You know you're a writer when:

• You have to write everyday or you feel guilty.
• You eat cheese 'in the name of science', but you're really after the free radicals in that semisolid mass.
• You realise that you're carrying around a notebook specifically so that you can write down snippets of dialogue when you come across them - awkward in conversation.
• You realise that the family dog has become the antagonist of your latest fantasy epic.
• You find that you're miles ahead of everyone in terms of quality of writing in your English class.
• You read a book and think "I've done better than that."
• You start to think that maybe volcanoes aren't such a great plot device when air travel gets interrupted...