Monday 16 April 2012

Comparing Authors With 'Star Fox' Characters

This is a post very similar to Rinrei's 'Comparing People With 'Hetalia' Characters', but instead, it's with Star Fox characters. Duh. Let us begin. First in line is myself, of course:

Bill Grey
There are obvious reasons as to why this character suits me, one being we share the same name. Also because this character loves action, as do I. He only appears in two games in the series, with a very small role in each. Some might say that he's unpopular. Helllo, right here. Nevertheless, this character is 100% my favourite in the series. He's a dog, by the way.
A picture of our strapping Bill.
Next is our beloved Professor Pisces.

Andross Oikonny (Possible last name)
Besides the fact that the Professor is a big fan of Andross, they share a multitude of similarities. To start with, they are both mad scientists wanting to take over their respective galaxies. They also both have a hatred towards Slippy Toad. He is leader of an army in the same way that Pisces is our 'leader'. And he always gets destroyed by anthropomorphic animals in spaceships, just like the Professor, of course.
Look at that lovely Andross.
Next, we have The Eternal Editor.

Peppy Hare
Okay, now The Editor is most suiting to this old timer simply because Peppy never has much to say and barely ever gets into any action. However, Peppy is vital to the team, for he is always checking on them and helping them, much like our Editor fixes our mess on this very blog. That's why The Editor is best suited to be Peppy.

Now we have Matt:

Slippy Toad
Now, there is one valid reason why Matt and this character are similar: No one likes Slippy. Heheh, I jest, of course. Slippy is flawed in the ways of combat, much like Matt cannot play a game to save his life. However, Slippy is the brains of the team and without him, team Starfox would be a whole lot worse. The same goes for Matt, without him, this blog would be a whole lot worse.
There's Slippy Toad, alright.
Next is Rinrei.

Pigma Dengar
Right, besides the fact that Pigma is a pig, is fat, and is a man, Rinrei is best suited to be him. The one and only reason is because Pigma is everyone's enemy. He's been kicked out of Starfox, Starwolf and is now an Aparoid, or would be if he was still alive. Now I'm not saying that Rinrei is a dead aparoid, I'm simply saying that everyone is her enemy.
I hope there's no physical resemblance between Pigma and Rinrei. I really do.

Finally we have Evil Mistress of Cliffhangers, or EMoC as pretty much no-one calls her.

James McCloud

James McCloud is dead (thanks to Rinrei and the Professor). And due to the lack in posts given by Evil, we can only assume she's dead too.
RIP James McCloud/EMoC
That is all. Goodbye everyone.
   Bill

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